My name is Jasmine. I'm an apple and I come with a pair of Dr.Martens, bad jokes, snack and cigarette cravings, and some okay songs that I write on guitar about my best friend/lover. I call him The Marto. If I'm not with him I'm alone at home or at school (icky!). I must admit that I'm a little kooky. I don't find myself interesting but someone who's going to change the world does. So I must be kind of cool. ~Bo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0of!~

don’t think that for a second

the world couldn’t be mine

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Granny Panties made by yours truly!!!!!! 

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Seasons mean nothing but dressing for the weather

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Nothing Called Nothing

time spent with you is what I call time well spent
and we’ll do it again, again, again
we’ll do nothing called nothing to anyone but me
to me its something
its something I love, I love you
oh what you do to me

I could watch you forever just doing what you do
I waste my time thinking of you
thinking of you
when you turn to me and feed me a drag of that
cigarette you’re smoking, you blow me away
away, away, away, away

time well spent is what I call time with you
you’re so good at what you do to me
without you I’m nothing called nothing by yours truly
what do you see in me?
to you I’m something and its all I want to be

you’re the only one who makes me feel
you’re the only one who makes me feel, feel, feel
you make me feel

I could watch you forever just doing what you do
I waste my time thinking of you
thinking of you
when you turn to me and feed me a drag of that
cigarette you’re smoking, you blow me away
away, away, away, away

its all your fault, its all your fault that I love you
its all your fault, its all your fault, you said so
its all your fault, its all your fault that I love you
its all your fault its all your fault you said so, oh

you’re the only one who makes me feel
you’re the only one who makes me feel, feel, feel
you’re the only one who makes me feel
you’re the only thing I know is real
you make me feel, I know you’re real
you make me feel, you’re unreal 

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decision made…

my artist name will be Wazzo
like it can’t just be Jasmine Welch
that’s boring
and the only thing I can think of really is Wazzo
so why try to think of anything else? 

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http://soundcloud.com/japanesebg

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The Art Of Being Ko0oL by Japanese Basketball Gymnastics

Me and Marty made our own improv sideproject thinger called Japanese Basketball Gymnastics. Here’s one of our songs called “Don’t Give Up”

Our album “Butt Kickerz” can be downloaded here.

Enjoy! 

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5 months ago

I wrote this cheesy song for the Marto. By the way, Marto will be coming out with his album “The Freak” pretty soon!

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7 months ago
Sailboat to Paris

we both say we’re bored so let’s go do something
something pretty, something pretty
get on a boat and sail across the ocean
to somewhere pretty, somewhere pretty like Paris
like Paris, I don’t see why not

who said we can’t sail a boat to Paris?
I say we can sail a boat to wherever you want us to be
and I won’t bother packing my suitcase
because all I need is you
who said we can’t sail a boat to Paris, to Paris?

I don’t care where we go as long as you’re there too
our boat better not sink, I can’t get enough of you
I can’t wait for the rest of our short lives to unfold

who said we can’t sail a boat to Paris?
I say we can sail a boat to wherever you want us to be
and I won’t bother packing my suitcase
because all I need is you
so why not sail a boat to Paris, to Paris?
to Paris, to Paris

we’re ready to leave and you’re smiling at me
you make me feel safe, you make me feel safe
you’re so pretty, you’re so pretty to me

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I wrote a shitty song about how I hate myself the other day.

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