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randomlancila:

The YAY! Scale! (click the link to buy one!)

This is the only scale I will ever advocate to anyone. When you step on it, it’s nearly guaranteed to give you a boost. Instead of a number, it gives you a compliment!

“Fine!”

“Perfect!”

“Lovely!”

“Ravishing!”

You’ll never have to fear stepping on the scale again if you have one of these. It’s just a reminder that the number on the scale isn’t what’s important. Your self-worth and the ways in which you define yourself are really what matter!

(Did I mention each scale is signed by Marilyn Wann of Fat!So? fame? Super bonus!)

I love the adorable designs and I love the tongue in cheek jab at the beauty industry. Honestly, if I knew someone who was dieting, I would heavily consider getting them one of these bad boys to remind them that the end all be all isn’t the number on the scale!

there has to be ONE on there that says something bogus


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    Yes I NEEDS one of these!
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    i’d be the one person to still get offended and say “OH WHAT? I’M NOT RAVISHING TODAY? FUCK YOU SCALE.”
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    I need one of these…
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