December 2009
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ughhhhhhhhhh
I HAVE TO SIT IN THIS STUDY HALL AND STAY QUIET FOR AN HOUR WTF
OHHH NOOO, NOT-AAHH CHAP-EDD LEEPS!
– Spongebob Squarepants
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OHNO
I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
– Charlie Chaplin (via erinsshenanigans) (via quote-book) (via six-klicks-east)
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I feel MUCH MUCH better
after an hour long shower.
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Are you seriouss
my face is getting gross. ):
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All I want for Christmas
IS A FUCKING KEYBOARD OF MY OWN. But no, it has to be a “family keyboard” so everyone else doesn’t complain. That’s not fair. -_-
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Now that I think of it...
I haven’t had a cigarette in SO LONG.
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I think
that tonight I’m going to stay up, smoke, and drink tea. (:
‘Why do you smoke so damn fast?’ I asked.
She looked at me and smiled widely,...
– -John Green-Looking for Alaska (via cigz)
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I wonder what it would feel like
to be asleep and wake up realizing you’ve been in a coma for years. It must be terrible. Thinking of all the things you’ve missed…if you had a spouse and they just decided to move on not thinking that you would ever wake up. That would really make me sad. I hope I never experience something like that.
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I’m pretty sure I just failed my spanish final.
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This is between me, you, and the bacon.
– me in one of my dreams
Clean Your Mind.
Boy: Babe, is it in??
Girl: Yeahh..
Boy: Does it hurt??
Girl: Uh huh!
Boy: Let's put it in slooooowly..
Girl: It still HURTS!
Boy: Okaaaay..Uhmm.. Let's try a new shoe size.
CLEAN YO' DIRTY MIND!
Hahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhhh
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Do cows have sharp teeth?
– Erica (My little sister)
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I neeeeeed
some shiggerettes.